Who’d Have Thunk It?

If tax bills were lions and senators were acrobats, that would have been a helluva circus.

A week of Senate infighting closed with a unanimous vote on tax cuts, school finance and education that put Gov. Rick Perry’s tax reform package close to completion. But there was something more — Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst got his ears pinned back by a group of (mostly) Republican senators who weren’t willing to follow his lead on the key tax cut and education bill.

It’s been a bummer of a week for optimists. It looked for a minute there like the Texas Senate had everything lined up for a quick resolution on school finance, but they reverted to form and fell into a series of old and new traps.

That act following the Easter Bunny by a day is none other than your Texas Legislature, coming to Austin to work on a problem that has left them bewitched, bothered, and bewildered for years: School finance.

Folks who want to spend the state’s surplus on school tax cuts are meeting arguments that the surplus is already used up.

And for a tax bill that’s been on the ground for 48 hours — with few surprises after all the leaks of the four months — that’s remarkable. This one’s going to sit out for 19 days before legislators convene to officially consider it, plenty of time for opponents to chew on it.

Now that he’s called a special session on school finance for April 17, Gov. Rick Perry has to sell lawmakers on the idea of raising state taxes to lower local property taxes while not putting new money into education. It’s a swap, see, and not an increase in taxes.

While former Comptroller John Sharp and the rest of Gov. Rick Perry’s tax reform commission works on proposed revisions to the state’s business taxes, they’re starting to hear more noise from lawmakers and lobbyists. That’s not unusual with a special session approaching, but it’s dangerous for tax bills: An unprotected tax bill lasts about as long as free pot at a rock concert and isn’t nearly as much fun.