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Felix Alvarado’s filing check bounced back to the Texas Democratic Party, and he’s apparently off the March ballot for governor.

Hardly anyone who’s not employed by Carole Keeton Strayhorn thinks she would win a Republican primary in nine weeks against Gov. Rick Perry. It’s more his audience than hers. He can match her dollar for dollar and then some, and she’s based her campaign all along on the idea that she needs swing voters in addition to moderate Republicans to wrest the Mansion away from the current occupant.

Saying that you’re a Republican, and that you’re a candidate for governor, or even that you’re a Republican candidate for governor, is not the same as saying you’ll seek the GOP’s nomination for that office in 2006. And that’s why the state’s scribbling scrum of political reporters won’t close the door on speculation that Carole Keeton Strayhorn will run as an independent next year.

Former House Speaker Pete Laney, D-Hale Center, surprised the political villagers by announcing he won’t run again, but most of the pre-election news so far has come from people who are running for office after all.

Kinky Friedman has to have almost 50,000 signatures to get on the ballot as an independent candidate for governor next year. His campaign folks are aiming higher, hoping to get two or four times that many — 100,000 to 200,000 signatures — to show outsiders how serious they are.

Texas lawmakers have trapped local school districts between the costs of rising state education standards and a constitutional cap on property tax rates, removing local discretion over those taxes, according to the Texas Supreme Court.

What once looked like a frolic for a political junkie in Texas — a year with contested statewide races all up and down the ballot with stars running for governor and U.S. Senate and on and on — now looks more like a quiet night at home.  

Remember in the comics how — whenever they ran out of ideas — they’d throw Superman or some other hero into an alternate parallel universe? That memory came instantly to mind when we saw the results of two polls done for the Texas Credit Union League. They hired a Republican pollster to talk to primary voters of the red persuasion and a Democratic pollster to talk to the blues. They found two distinctly different parallel worlds. 

The committee that will poke and prod the state’s tax system, searching for something more lucrative and less painless, has swollen to nearly two dozen Texans, and we’ve been able to snag most of the names (it’s hard to keep a secret when that many people get involved). Gov. Rick Perry is hoping to finish the list and make it public within the next few days, and the panel could get in a couple of meetings before the holidays shut government down.