Some retailers will tell you the state’s new sales tax holiday, patterned on similar promotions in New York and Florida, is a pain in the caboose. They have to reprogram cash registers, train staff and make other changes so that their customers can buy clothing under $100 and get a waiver on sales taxes for one weekend.

It’ll take months to know which part of the headline is correct, but however it goes, you have to say that Carole Keeton Rylander took over the Texas School Performance Review with a bang. She returned — uninvited — to the room where she taught high school history years ago to say that she was going to send her staff and a team of consultants over to find out what ails the Austin school district.

With the notable exception of a certain campaign for president, the fundraising season is off to a slow start. You don’t have to believe us — the evidence can be found in the stacks on the tenth floor of the Sam Houston Building, where the Texas Ethics Commission keeps candidate reports on contributions and expenditures, and increasingly, on candidate borrowing.

George W. Bush, who for fundraising purposes can be referred to as Godzilla, ended June with contributions of $37 million for the first half of the year, about $700,000 more than his campaign had estimated a couple of weeks ago. That means, among other things, that he’ll give up federal matching funds and with them, the limits on how much he can spend during the primaries.

Call it irony, call it blowback, call it what you’d like: George W. Bush takes a shot for hauling his state-paid protective detail all over the country during his presidential bid. That story, in the Austin American-Statesman, came within two days of stories about First Lady Hillary Clinton flying between Washington, DC, and New York state, where she has an exploratory committee for a U.S. Senate bid.

If you’ve ever been in line behind someone who loaded up their plate with hors d’oeuvres and left nothing for you, you know how the Republican candidates for president feel about Gov. George W. Bush. Aside from the pure astonishment at the Texan’s fundraising prowess, they have to reassess their own situations. He’s raised so much money they have a hard time explaining their place in the Republican primary for president. It’s probably no coincidence that several of the Republicans began talking in the last two weeks about running as Reform Party candidates or as independents.

In our last episode, an unforeseen problem in the massive school finance bill was threatening several bond issues from Texas school districts and prompting several others to calculate how much they’d have to raise their taxes to pay for facilities they previously thought would be paid for with state money. If this was the “Perils of Pauline,” we’re to the part where the good guys show up and pull her off the tracks before the train can run her down.

When they were cobbling together the $3.8 billion education bill in the last days and hours of the legislative session, lawmakers bollixed up state funding for new and old school district debt, jeopardizing some future construction and possibly forcing some districts to raise property taxes to cover the costs of construction that has already been completed or that is underway.

Gov. George W. Bush is not running for president, at least not until the exploration is complete.