March Lions, November Lambs

What once looked like a frolic for a political junkie in Texas — a year with contested statewide races all up and down the ballot with stars running for governor and U.S. Senate and on and on — now looks more like a quiet night at home.  

Remember in the comics how — whenever they ran out of ideas — they’d throw Superman or some other hero into an alternate parallel universe? That memory came instantly to mind when we saw the results of two polls done for the Texas Credit Union League. They hired a Republican pollster to talk to primary voters of the red persuasion and a Democratic pollster to talk to the blues. They found two distinctly different parallel worlds. 

The committee that will poke and prod the state’s tax system, searching for something more lucrative and less painless, has swollen to nearly two dozen Texans, and we’ve been able to snag most of the names (it’s hard to keep a secret when that many people get involved). Gov. Rick Perry is hoping to finish the list and make it public within the next few days, and the panel could get in a couple of meetings before the holidays shut government down.  

Remember potential energy? That was the bit in high school science class where you found out about the stored power of a bowling ball at the top of a staircase. The political equivalents of that teetering bowling ball are piling up. Lots of stuff could come bouncing down the stairs in the next few days and weeks.

Somebody around here should point out the remarkable similarities between Tom DeLay’s defense, so far, and Kay Bailey Hutchison’s defense against the same prosecutors in 1993 and 1994. Hutchison won acquittal after a searing public investigation and indictments, dropped indictments and re-indictments that threatened her political career. When the judge in that case, John Onion Jr., refused to pre-approve evidence seized by prosecutors from Hutchison’s state treasury offices, prosecutors refused to present their case. With nothing from the prosecution to consider, the court acquitted Hutchison. And here’s the political moral: She’s been invincible in state politics since then.

Political advisors to Rep. Jim Pitts, R-Waxahachie, pulled the plug on an unusual fundraiser for “Speaker Tom Craddick’s Political Action Committee” after inquiries about the event. Pitts, the House Appropriations Committee chairman, was traveling outside the U.S. and unavailable for comment. But before he left, he sent a letter to House colleagues from the Dallas delegation asking them to help with a funder on December 1: “I believe, together, we can plan an event that will honor Tom Craddick for his outstanding work during the 79th Legislative Session.”

Tom DeLay has two fights on his hands. One is legal, and that’s what all of the paper flying around the courthouse is about. The other is political, and that’s why the lawyers and his supporters and detractors are spending so much of their time in the media, doing interviews and spinning, spinning, spinning.

A Travis County grand jury indicted U.S. House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, R-Sugar Land, and two aides — John Colyandro and Jim Ellis — on charges of conspiring to illegally exchange $190,000 in corporate political contributions for that amount of non-corporate money.

Former state Comptroller John Sharp, who’d been informally exploring a run for governor, won’t run next year. Instead, he’ll head a blue ribbon committee for Gov. Rick Perry, looking for a better tax system for the state.